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Name: Peyton
Country: United States
State: Mississippi
Birthday: 12/19/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: feeling the ditch in the backyard.
Expertise: Throwing cards.
Inhaling oxygen.
Ravaging concrete.
Sulipitating the fur on bees.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
9/18/2003
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| my brother sent this to me...
From Brazil, a 9 yr old boy, they are already calling him the next Pele
http://www.bercasio.com/football/jean_carlos.wmv.htm | | |
| There was this tree and it was standing in the yard. I asked the tree if he/she could sit. He responded with snapping a limb and landing it directly on my head. Stunned from the blow i fell to the ground. I looked up and the tree had turned a bright magenta and began to sing Mambo # 5. Really puzzled by the event, i took shelter in the marine biology center down the street. The next thing i know i see the tree wearing floaties and swimming in the aquarium. I have no clue why he was wearing floaties because wood floats. so anyways he got his roots tangled up in the drain and as he struggled to release himself a giant pencil sharpener came into the picture and sharpened the tree. The tree became a pencil with no led. How do you think that made him feel? huh? well that's pretty much how charlie brown felt. | | |
| i forgot too mention that i'm going to become the first cow serial killer, and yeah, i'm going to take over the world.... but first i'm going to go for cows, and i'll be famous.... yahoo... i have no plan, but that only means i will never get caught, no pattern for my actions... but i don't think i'm going to shoot them, i'm giong to just throw cards at them... | | |
| well i went to memphis for the past few days, and i stayed with ex-headmaster Bill Mcgee and his family including both sons... scott and brady. It was quite the road trip, with Hayes Bowman as the driver, we had 5+ near death experiences, averaging what seemed to be around 140 mph on the way up there, we came close to running off a bridge, being trampled by an 18-wheeler, being demolished by an on-coming car, and taking about 14 too many illegal U-turns. But the majority of the trip consisted of going to kroger in tigger, Eyor, and "a sheep" outfits and dancing in front of surveilance cameras..... but nothing really too exciting or crazy happened, i nearly got in a fight with one of our waitresses , but not really so much a fight, as me throwing my drink on her and attempting to do karate... i wish i had more to say that wasn't so boring, but the other stories are a little harder to explain... so i will leave it at that... don't hate me
Caldy Dayton Cunningham is related to Randall Cunningham... and
Richie.... but not Xyphor | | |
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