| | There was this tree and it was standing in the yard. I asked the tree if he/she could sit. He responded with snapping a limb and landing it directly on my head. Stunned from the blow i fell to the ground. I looked up and the tree had turned a bright magenta and began to sing Mambo # 5. Really puzzled by the event, i took shelter in the marine biology center down the street. The next thing i know i see the tree wearing floaties and swimming in the aquarium. I have no clue why he was wearing floaties because wood floats. so anyways he got his roots tangled up in the drain and as he struggled to release himself a giant pencil sharpener came into the picture and sharpened the tree. The tree became a pencil with no led. How do you think that made him feel? huh? well that's pretty much how charlie brown felt. |
| | Posted 2/3/2005 11:05 PM - 38 Views - 12 eProps - 7 comments
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